5 REASONS TO HOMESCHOOL (BEFORE YOU EVEN CONSIDER BETTER EDUCATION REASONS):

1.  No pedophile or pedo-sympathizer groomer access to your children

2.  No access to drugs at your house

3.  No Satanic curriculum at your house versus US school system

4.  MORE SLEEP for your children's developing brains by not having to catch a school bus at 7 a.m.

5.  Death by school shooter drops to zero

#homeschoolordie

Hernando de Soto full of scat from buffalo

He say treaty "living, breathing document."  I ask what fuck how paper breathe?  Tree, Chief Tuscaloosa see point, but paper not breathe!  Me think Chief Tuscaloosa should have killed every Spaniard his tribe saw first meeting.  Chiefess Tuscaloosa call this one last week--should have listen to her.  She good wife who cook many things.  Now Chief Tuscaloosa have to go see de Soto at Mabila. 

Chief Tuscaloosa hate travel.  Horse too small for Chief ass, saddlebags too small for carry-on, Runs With Dogs always ride next to Chief Tuscaloosa and Runs With Dogs has smell feet and he always wear Birkenstocks.  This suck.  De Soto better watch ass in Mabila.

Chief-Tuscaloosa-welcome-white-man, sign treaty and live in peace

Hey, that lot white man moving into stone teepees across river.  REALLY lot white man.  Me not agree to that!  Me wonder if this bad move for Chief Tuscaloosa tribe.  Me go ask Hernando de Soto if him man of word.